Our lovely Princess
Said it was foolishness
Our lovely Princess
Thought it was foolishness
Tired being single
She decide to try a next angle
So she prayed to the Lord above
And the Lord send her a man to love
If I wasn't there in England
And see with meh eye
And one of meh friends did tell me
Ah would ah say they lie
Yeah although I was there and see
I still think she fooling me
Ah can't understand
How a Princess could love a cameraman
Some people real lucky
Take for instance Anthony
The man used to take out photo - clicks!
Lord, anywhere he go
Nowadays he throw way the camera
Tony gone for higher
The luckiest man I've ever seen
Little bit again, he gone with the Queen
If I wasn't there in England
And see with meh eye
And one of meh friends did tell me
Ah would ah say they lie
Yeah although I was there and see
I still think she fooling me
Ah can't understand
How a Princess could love a cameraman
Long ago in England
You couldn't touch the Princess hand
Unless, well, you able
Like the Knights of the Round Table
If you want she real bad
You have to beat Ivanhoe or Sir Galahad
Mount your horse with your spear in hand
Who remain alive, that's the Princess man
If I wasn't there in England
And see with meh eye
And Lord Melody did tell me
You know how Melo does lie
Yes although I was there and see
I still think she fooling me
Ah can't understand
How a Princess could love a cameraman
Nowadays could be any feller
You don't have to be muscular
If the Princess like you
Boy you ain't have a thing to do
Just take out your camera
Take a picture of her
Tell her "say cheese!", an' if she smile
Hold she by she hand, take her down the aisle
If I wasn't there in England
And see with meh eye
And one of meh friends did tell me
Ah would ah say they lie
Yeah although I was there and see
I still think she fooling me
Look, this cameraman
Could get a good work in Trinidad Guardian