Since ah married Dorothy She have me going crazy Since ah married Dorothy She have me going crazy Well is butt like fire Ah can't take it no longer No no no, ah can't stand the pressure Like she want me to commit murder She have a sailor man And she have a Chinee man Then she leave the Chinee man For a black, old, ugly policeman Every day is a complaint She want to burn down Port of Spain And if ah raise meh hand at all You surprise to hear how she will bawl It's the same behaviour Mama yo, butt like fire Ah can't take it no longer You know ah nearly dead with tabanca She have a sailor man And she have a Chinee man She left the Chinee man For a big old ugly steelband man After working very hard Coming home to rest, ah feeling bad But what ah see out meh window Is a sailor cap and merino So then ah ask Dorothy If she joining the navy Big fight, we end up in the station In front of she hog-face policeman She had a sailor man And she left the policeman She let go she steelband man Come running back to this calypso man