What is wrong with Lord Melody
And his reply to me
What is wrong with Lord Melody
And his reply to me
It's just a reply he jump and relate
I think the fella testing me fate
Because I sang about dear Sparrow and the baby
He singing about dear Lord Melody
Anything I do you following me
Behave your ugly self Melody
Do what you want but don't get me sore
Provocation is against the law
Ah married, you went and you married too
But your wife ain't have eyes of blue
We have a little child, you have one too
Anything I do this monkey does do
You are a very good calypso singer
That we all know and will remember
But your face like a crocodile
And you looking so fierce and wild
I know you well and it ain't no lie
Your mouth always wide open catching fly
Try some deodorant it wouldn't hurt
Melody you smelling like a ramgoat
And anything I do you following me
Behave your ugly self Melody
Do what you want but don't get me sore
Provocation is against the law
Ah married, you went and you married too
But your wife ain't have eyes of blue
We have a next child, you have one too
Anything I do this monkey does do
You should really be in the circus
You ugly hippopotamus
Never yet in life have I seen
Such a hideous looking human being
Sometime your face like a gorilla
Sometime again it just like an alligator
If I should open a human zoo
The first man ah coming to hold is you
'Cause anything I do you following me
Behave your ugly self Melody
Do what you want, don't get Sparrow sore
Provocation is against the law
Ah married so you went and you married too
But your wife ain't have eyes of blue
We have a next child, you have one too
Anything I do this monkey does do
Another thing I notice 'bout you
You never never will wear socks with your shoe
In fact you don't wear no underclothes
You 'fraid that like poison everyone knows
You wouldn't try some tooth paste once in a while
To whiten your teeth and brighten your smile
So when you say you have nice girl that ain't true
Is only gateway Elaine and them for you
Anything I do you following me
Behave your ugly self Melody
Do what you want, don't get Sparrow sore
Provocation is against the law
Ah married, you went and you married too
But your wife ain't have eyes of blue
We buy a little car, you buy one too
Anything I do this monkey does do