Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow
When they found her Christmas mornin,'
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin
Belle
It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder.
Should we open up her gifts of send them
Back?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
Snd the pudding made of fig.
And the blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in
Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
"Better watch out for yourselves,"
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with
Elves.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe