I don't wanna go to school today Mostly cause I'm not enrolled And I'd look kinda creepy on the campus I'm just a bit too old Well I'm gonna stay at home, and I'm gonna write this song And I'm gonna play it for you on the telephone If you come to my door I am gonna let you in But then you'll hear this song again I've been taking mental notes on NASA I guess my head has been in space I don't ever wanna be an astronaut I'm not gonna go any place No, I'm gonna stay at home, and I'm gonna write this song And I'm gonna play it for you on the telephone If you come to my door I am gonna let you in But then you'll hear this song again Well I'm gonna stay at home, and I'm gonna write this song And I'm gonna play it for you on the telephone If you come to my door I am gonna let you in But then you'll hear this song again