[Gerald the Banker] I made my millions, stashed the pile in Swiss bank havens, lost the lot When Inland Revenue got wise. So, I did my time, my time for what? [Gerald the Homeless] On the streets, a pretty pickle. I met a man who lifted me. Took me home for slap and tickle, in civil partnership, pledged to me. [Gerald the Chorister] Enough of twisted overkill, Hellfire, damnation, voices shrill. I was rumbled, de-frocked and tumbled from grace and favour, caught hand in till. [Gerald the Military Man] Invalided out of theatre. Civilian rehabilitation. My time now given to help my brothers find cold feet, lost building nations. [Gerald: A Most Ordinary Man] Sold the shop, flicked off the power switch. In silent siding, Mallard must stay. Carriages and sleek coal tender packed in boxes, sold on eBay. Sold on eBay.