If I had a dollar I'd get up in the morning I'd start the day singin' A dollar in hand I'd take me a gamble And win me a fortune I'd win me a stake to buy a ticket to the good times I'd be livin' it grand If I hit the good times I'd chase away the people All a pushin' and a shovin' Just to shake my hand I'd tell them remember I asked you a favour And never a guy to hand a fella a dollar Now I'm livin' it grand I'd grab me a woman Related to Venus I'd weigh her in diamonds Oh, the best in this land I'd climb up a mountain And look down at the people Way down at the friends who called a fella a lowlife I'd be livin' it grand I ain't got a dollar An' I ain't hit the good times I ain't got a woman You don't understand Well I'm climbing a mountain A mountain of people I'm asking the world for a just miserable dollar One dollar blue to give me a hand One dollar blue to give me a hand One dollar blue to give me a hand If I had a dollar If I'd one just dollar...