Once upon a time in a land far away There lived a little boy and he drank all day Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away Whiskey was his friend He didn't have another Vicodin his vice His real and only lover Smoked a pack or two It never was a problem Popped a pill or two They really made him blossom ♪ Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip And I trip, and I trip, and I trip And I'm like When you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch Counterfeit hypocrite, holy shit ♪ Once upon a time in a land far away There lived a little boy and he cried all day Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away Whiskey was his friend He didn't have another Vicodin his vice His real and only lover Smoked a pack or two It never was a problem Popped a pill or two They really made him blossom ♪ Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip And I trip, and I trip, and I trip And I'm like When you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch Counterfeit hypocrite, holy shit ♪ Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip And I trip, and I trip, and I trip And I'm like When you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch Counterfeit hypocrite, holy shit Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I? Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?