I hate songs about smokin' bongs
(Do something that means something)
I hate songs about going to the beach
(Do something that means something)
I hate songs about breaking up with your girlfriend
(Do something that means something)
I hate your stupid song about breaking up with me
(Yeah, do something!)
I fell from a drop ten stories high
Got up off the ground and i survived
That's why i'm pretty sure I'll never die
'Cos I'm soaking in Formaldehyde (aye, aye, aye)
And I used to think that I'd go out young
And that i wouldn't live past twenty five
And now i'm pretty sure I'll never die
'Cos I'm soaking in Formaldehyde (aye, aye, aye)
Soaking in Formaldehyde (aye, aye, aye)
Ahhh who am I kidding?
I love songs about smokin' bongs
(Do something that means something)
I love songs about going to the beach
(Do something that means something)
I love songs about breaking up with your girlfriend
(Do something that means something)
Why do i love your stupid song
About breaking up with me?
I racked up a line of cyanide
Got up on the stage and i survived
That's why i'm pretty sure I'll never die
'Cos I'm soaking in Formaldehyde (aye, aye, aye)
And I used to think that I'd go out young
And that i wouldn't live past twenty five
And now i'm pretty sure I'll never die
'Cos I'm soaking in Formaldehyde (aye, aye, aye)
Yeah I'm pretty sure i'll never die
'Cos i'm soaking in formaldehyde
Yeoww!
They say you should live your life
Imagining today could be your last
But i am sure i'll never die
Live your life
Imagining today could be your last
But i am sure i'll never die
And if you see me on the other side
I'm visiting my friends in hell and I am still
Pretty sure I'll never die
'Cos I'm soaking in Formaldehyde
And I used to think that I'd go out young
And that i wouldn't live past twenty five
And now i'm pretty sure I'll never die
'Cos I'm soaking in Formaldehyde (aye, aye, aye)
Yeah i'm pretty sure I'll never die
'Cos I'm soaking in Formaldehyde (aye, aye, aye)
Yeah, i'm pretty sure I'll never die
Yeah, i'm pretty sure I'll never