You can hitch me to your buggy, babe, drive me just like I was a mule You can hitch me to your buggy, drive me like I was a mule Then I want you to understand, woman, ain't nobody's fool (That man's crazy about a woman) Oh I may be right boy, Lord, boy I may be wrong Well, I may be right, Lord, and I may be wrong Says, my faro done called me a baby, caught the train and gone (Listen to that! Ah, God bless him) (They can't help it, can they?) Gonna buy me a bulldog, watch my baby while she sleep Gonna buy me a bulldog, watch my baby while she sleep Gonna keep my baby from makin' her midnight creep And Miss Ida said she loved me, boy, don't believe she told me the truth And Miss Ida said she loved me, don't believe she told the truth (Oh no!) Every time I put my hand on her, boy, she'd rather get a-loose