I was working in my lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight My monster from the slab began to arise When suddenly to my surprise He did the Mash He did the Monster Mash The Monster Mash It was a graveyard smash It was a smash It caught on in a flash The Monster Mash He did the Monster Mash From the hall of gore in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes He did the Mash He did the Monster Mash The Monster Mash It was a graveyard smash It was a smash It caught on in a flash The Monster Mash He did the Monster Mash The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolf-Man, Dracula and his son. The brain surgeons were all digging the sounds Of Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The poodle stabbers were about to arrive With their vocal group The Crypt-Kicker Five He did the Mash They did the Monster Mash The Monster Mash It was a graveyard smash It was a smash It caught on in a flash The Monster Mash They did the Monster Mash Come in, Boris, we always have a guest for breakfast. Ha-ha-ha, I mean, Horace, we always have a breast for geckfast. Igor, have you watered the brains today, Igor? Igor?