(Woo, hoo! This is a story of a Texas boy On his first trip to México Play it, Flaco) Took some time to mess around Went down to Guadalajara town Pretty soon I ended up in Lake Chapala Wouldn't you know, it happened to me Prettiest girl I ever see Said "I'll take you home to meet my mother" Was a fiesta in the town People came from miles around She said "Have her home at siete" Then we danced 'til quarter to two I didn't know just what to do I can still hear her when she say "He is a tejano And he speak no mexicano He is a tejano And he speak no mexicano" (Woo!) (Woo, hoo!) (I'm Texas cool) Pretty soon it's time to go Back to Texas and do a show She said "Mister, please take me with you" "Yeah, I hear it sure is great Back there in the States Back on your rancho in San Antonio" Felt her brothers closin' in They said "Gringo, better tell her when" As I come down the stairs and down a backstreet Barely made that boat on time Oh man, she sure was fine I can still hear her when she say "He is a tejano And he speak no mexicano He is a tejano And he speak no mexicano" "He is a tejano And no hable mexicano He is a tejano He no hable mexicano" (Yeah, he's a tejano alright Yeah, I know, listen in Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco Mucho libre, uno más ¿Qué pasó? ¿Qué pasó? I heard that before) He speak no mexicano (Taco brothers where are you?) He is a tejano