Uh uh Uh oh Ah ah ah ah Ah ah oh ah zt ah oh Woh Uh Back when I lived in New York City I used to sleep out on the street And I did not have a lot of money I didn't eat no taters and no meat I used to crawl round on all fours And scream "Where'd my life go dude!?" I want a burger and a chicken Don't wanna eat this funky dog food Aow Ah man I'm so hungry Do you have any burgers here? Sorry sir but we only serve dog food here Oh no Fuck I got so tired of this wet food It turned my life into a mess So I decided to leave town Change my home and my address Pulled up to Togo Pizzeria With a hungry mouth to feed But when I ate my fat calzone My tummy started to bleed Woh Ah man My tummy's bleeding, you gotta help me Sorry mister but we only operate on those who've never eaten dog food Ah come on! D-d-d-dog food Duh duh d-d-d-dog food Uh uh, d-d-dog food Uh uh Woh Dog food Dog food Dog food Dog food Dog food Dog food Dog food Aow Huh