Chicken noodle on my shirt All my shoes are filled with dirt Haven't done my laundry in a week How many friendships can I keep? I'm a mess I'm a mess I'm a mess Can't fall asleep before 12 Don't know how to make decisions for myself All my clothes are on the ground I get anxious when you're around I'm a mess I'm a mess I'm a mess I'm not self sufficient All my apples have worms in them I spill milk everywhere When was the last time I brushed my hair? I'm a mess I'm a mess I'm a mess So thank you for putting up with my mistakes I can't imagine how much patience that must take And I'm such a mess but You're the best You're the best I'm such a mess but you're the best