Buy me something thrifty Buy me something cheap I'll show it off to all of my friends at the bends But if you're thinking trendy Lovin' isn't cheap A bitter taste to share with your friends, no offence That's just what I do for her with a smile on my face At least if we know all is lost, we can never be betrayed by a man Break the bank of piggies Divvy up the meat And shove it all in all your friend's different ends Your fantasies of plenty, baby, ain't for me So happy anniversary That's just what I do for her with a smile on my face At least if we know all is lost, we can never be betrayed So thank the heaven nothing's wrong, nothing can be saved That's the truth there is no more Never be betrayed by a man That's just what I do for her with a smile on my face At least if we know all is lost, we can never be betrayed So thank the heaven nothing's wrong, nothing can be saved That's the truth there is no more Never be betrayed by a man