I'm just a honky peck little piggy-boy Little boys in blue, they got a job to do In a uniform, they tell you what to do They help old ladies across the street Direct the traffic on the street It's a job just like yours and mine But you're always working overtime You can join anytime Just as long as you toll the line And your hut is six feet tall And you look a fucking fool And when they're walking on the beach I'd like to know what they all think There's a sod in down the cold Come on, let's go and give him a blow We'll take him down the bleeding yard We'll find out if he's fucking hard Special patrol, license to kill Little town, they'll beat you well They don't care who they blame All they bother is who they name Excuse me I've just been caught by that little piggy Little boys in blue Little boys in blue Little boys in blue Little boys in blue