I never want to find out Who the girls have been screwing I never wanna know Who the guys have been doing It's a mess up It's a fuck up Cause fucking anybody always fizzes me out rather a lot I never care What position I lie in I'm never bothered To keep a nymph trying It's a muck up It's a screw up Cause screwing anybody always locks me up rather a lot I never care Who I go to bed with Male or female There's never any, never any, never any incentive It's a bother It's a cock up Cause cocking anybody always bothers me rotten Cause my love lies limp (limp, limp, limp) Cause my love lies limp (don't touch me) Cause my love lies limp (keep away, don't touch me)