ANNA: One man's Junk is another's treasure MAX: Things that make you sad gives your brother pleasure ANNA: One man's Junk is another's treasure MAX: One man's work means another man's leisure ANNA: One man's Junk is another's treasure It all depends on which way you measure MAX: One man's Junk is another's treasure Things that make you sad gives your brother pleasure BOTH: 'Cause This Is Junk - This Is Junk It's the same old Junk MAX: Junk is an omnipresent material ANNA: Sometimes it's known to cause hysteria BOTH: Junk is the stuff that you dispose of Junk is the stuff that you want no more of It's in your bed - and in your nightshirt It's the same old Junk It's in your head - 'cause you're a pervert It's the same old Junk It's on your hands - and in the mirror It's the same old Junk