Did you take a little tinkle?
Shake off your little dinkle?
The show gets even better
If you had a little drink-le
It's looking like a wedding
But not the one you thought
The only way to get there is right back where we left off
We go to church on Sunday twice
And even on a Wednesday night
So our chances into the pearly gates are triple
That leaves us five whole days to sin
All kinds of crazy to get in
Yeah, we love Jesus
But we drink a little
A little too much, a little too often
We get started, there's no stoppin'
When someone busts out a banjo, horn or fiddle
We turn water into wine
We turn corn into shine
Yeah, we love Jesus
But we drink a little
We're up with the rooster, man
Got achin' backs and calloused hands
With Uncle Sam squeezin' every nickel
Even Saint Peter has his fun
After a long workweek is done
Yeah, we love Jesus
But we drink a little
A little too late, a little too early
If you get bored or you get thirsty
Yeah, we got just the thing to whet your whistle
We turn water into wine
We turn corn into shine
Yeah, we love Jesus
But we drink a little
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
We like a little jig
Like a little jug
Like a little kiss
And we like a little hug
Like a little bacon
And we like a little beans
Love a little butt
In some tight blue jeans
We love a little cow (we love a little cow)
And we like a little tippin' (like a little tippin')
Like a little skin (like a little skin)
In our skinny-dippin'
We like a little shot
We like a little chew
We love a little cock in a doodle-doodle-doo
A little too much, a little too often
When we get started there's no stoppin'
When someone busts out a banjo, horn or fiddle
We turn into wine
We turn corn into shine
Yeah, we love Jesus
We love Jesus, Buddha, Allah, Oprah
Dolly Parton, Deepak Chopra
We love Jesus
But we drink a little
Yeah!