The moral of the story is simple and true Once upon a time, Hollywood has real stars Spent nearly 50 years in the biz Joan! Played every kind of brother there is Joan! That damn film took my reputation to the trash Should've redone my will, left Christina some cash Alas I'm still Joan! Eyebrows and shoulder pads were my thing Joan! Did I mention three Oscar noms and a win Joan! You'd think that would get me some respect on the street But Faye Dunaway ruined my whole legacy Alas I'm still Joan! I'm not just a clean freak with some OCD At least you drag queens will remember me! Who, me? Who, me? At least At least A beast Barbara, please! Deceased Who, me? I'm Still Joan!