Well the pilgrims have left us, the thanks are all given Black Friday is here, decorating's begun By tomorrow the malls will have snow freshly driven We've got 31 days to Christmas To Christmas Although it seems early to me To Christmas Outside it's like 50 degrees To Christmas The leaves, they still cling to their trees We have 31 days to Christmas There's a chill in the air, a spiced latte is calling The Starbucks cups turning to red like the leaves We should think about shopping, but instead we are stalling We've got 24 days to Christmas To Christmas Open a bottle of wine To Christmas December, our favourite time To Christmas Unveil our new corporate design We have 24 days to Christmas Now there's one week to go which means men can count on How they're starting to think what to buy for their wives Thank the baby, Lord Jesus that now we've got Amazon We've got seven whole days to Christmas To Christmas Good Lord! Where has all the time gone To Christmas The gift we'll be dependent on To Christmas Which spa is offering a groupon We have seven whole days to Christmas Christmas Eve's finally here and hot toddies we're drinking The stockings are hung with the utmost of care Somewhere in the night we hear carollers singing (Wassail wassail all over the town) It is just one night 'til Christmas To Christmas Raise a glass while we all cheer To Christmas Fill it with whiskey or beer To Christmas It's the most fun time of year Three-65 days to Christmas Now the big day is passed and we sit here perplexed Post-holiday blues are upon us right now So with nothing to drink to we look toward the next It is only six days to New Years To New Years We all thought the party was done To New Years Then along comes the year's biggest one To New Years I'm sure that we'll have much more fun We have six days to New Years