Have you seen that dog? I got to get him back I had him tied to a tree But he keeps getting out He's probably running loose with the bitches And when I catch him I'll give him some stitches Oh I love him so much, aw, that stupid bitch is mine Errant dog Errant dog Unhh They're talking down at the spa Now the word is out (Ahh) Goddamn I look like a tool When he goes running a-rou-ou-ound (Ahh) I'm gonna take him on Court TV And show the world what he's done to me Oh I'll drag his ass back home, back where his ass belongs Errant dog Errant dog Unhh! He's my everything, he means the world to me He's my hopes and dreams, fungible property Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit If I could I would become a lesbian I know I said dead or alive, but really Dead is fine Just bring him here! Ha! Errant dog Errant dog Errant dog Unhh!