I ve played it out in my head so many times before I m fixing dinner at home and there s a knock on the door He holds the check out in his hand Oh my God, it s Ed MacMahon! Every night I pray to God above me To send his love along with lots of money Because in my heart I feel him calling me to Easy Street Swimming down at the Y for exercise is hard When I know God could provide me with a pool in my yard And I could meet my deeper needs With a couple thousand more square feet Every night I pray to God above me To send his love along with lots of money Because in my heart I feel him calling me to Easy Street A masterbath with double sinks would help me out for sure A TV screen as high as me might be the only cure For this middle class depravity, the sacrifices I endure Deliver me Oh Lord! And so I dream of the day when all my worries are gone The lotteries and the sweepstakes, man, I play em all And though my faith has made me strong These days I m barely hanging on Every night I pray to God above me To send his love along with lots of money Because in my heart I feel him calling me to Easy Street Grant us peace oh God and feed the hungry And don t forget to give me lots of money Because I believe you have a plan for me On Easy Street