You can sleep till afternoon Make some chocolate chip pancakes Wake up with Einstein s hairdo And let it stay that way all day You can be an unclean slob Skip the shower, skip the shave As if you don t have a job Not even a resume CHORUS: On Jama Day Eat food without inhibitions Have an extra piece of cake Pajamas have no restrictions Thanks to the elastic waist Save the town from the outlaws On the reruns of Gun Smoke With remote controls you draw From the pockets of your robe CHORUS Wear your Scooby-Doo pants and Sponge Bob socks When you re walking to the mail box Raising questions about your mental state Helps to keep unwanted guests away Read a book by Dr. Seuss Play canasta, play ping pong Make a list of jobs to do Then do none of them at all