I used to whimper like an infant
Suckling at an arid teat
I was denied the very things I desired
Without them I was incomplete
I was underdeveloped
Until you enveloped me with a love I could scarcely conceive
I could stare all day at your decollete'
I could lose myself in your cleavage
Oh, I'm much obliged to you ma'am
Thankyou for the rack of glam
You'll never know how delighted I am
Thank you for the rack of
Thank you for the rack of
Thank you for the rack of glam
I was afraid that you would abandon me
Until you looked into my eyeballs and smiled
And pulled my sobbing face into you bosom
As if I was your baby child
As I wept, your heart leapt
I felt it through your lacy brassiere
I searched and waited finally located
Love right now and right here
Oh, I'm much obliged to you ma'am
Thank you for the rack of glam
You'll never know how delighted I am
Thank you for the rack of glam
Goddamn
Oh, I'm much obliged to you ma'am
Thank you for the rack of glam
Oh, I'm much obliged to you ma'am
Thank you for the rack of glam
You'll never know how delighted I am
Thank you for the rack of
Thank you for the rack of
Thank you for the rack of glam