Girl, so very young, not having fun Too bad, too bad, got so busy in your head I got a friend, It's pretty big We're pretty close, but he's got manners like a pig Got half the devil, when I was born Got half the fun, and half the porn Left right, half life, left right, half life Left right, half life, left right, half life Nothing's ever what it is Can you ever get used to this? Nothing's ever what it is Can you ever get used to this? ♪ Girl, you know it's true, you know it's true You know it's true, soon you will be 32 Go ask your teachers, what have you done To get half the porn and half the fun? Left right, half life, left right, half life Left right, half life, left right, half life Nothing's ever what it is Can you ever get used to this? Nothing's ever what it is Can you ever get used to this? (Nothing's ever what it is) (Can you ever get used to this?) (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)