Girl, so very young, not having fun
Too bad, too bad, got so busy in your head
I got a friend, It's pretty big
We're pretty close, but he's got manners like a pig
Got half the devil, when I was born
Got half the fun, and half the porn
Left right, half life, left right, half life
Left right, half life, left right, half life
Nothing's ever what it is
Can you ever get used to this?
Nothing's ever what it is
Can you ever get used to this?
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Girl, you know it's true, you know it's true
You know it's true, soon you will be 32
Go ask your teachers, what have you done
To get half the porn and half the fun?
Left right, half life, left right, half life
Left right, half life, left right, half life
Nothing's ever what it is
Can you ever get used to this?
Nothing's ever what it is
Can you ever get used to this?
(Nothing's ever what it is)
(Can you ever get used to this?)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)