There was once a ghost who liked to steal things He had a large collection of old horror comic books, records and unchewed sticks of bubblegum from 1953 He kept these items hidden in a faded black barn in Indiana Every evening he would float around the countryside and sneak into old farmhouses Sometimes the inhabitants of these meager dwellings would hear the rattling of the ghost's chains and hurry up the creaking stairs to investigate They would always find their favorite collectibles missin', but no sign of the burglar One day a filthy hobo stumbled into the haunted barn and discovered the beautiful treasure The ghost tried to scare him away with eerie moans and screams It worked Unfortunately the frightened hobo dropped his cigar on the floor The barn was made from very old and very dry wood It caught on fire and everything was burnt to a crisp The ghost's haunted heart was broken Later he tracked the hobo down and cracked his ribs open like a fortune cookie Then he climbed inside and went to sleep Forever