It isn't a problem if I can't see
(We'll soon be forgotten by my memory foam)
My glasses covered in Vaseline
(People in glasshouses do throw stones)
I make my excuses 'til the cows come home
(I left all my messages before the tone)
And both bald men are fighting over a comb
(When all's said and done, we'll be together alone)
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to say, but
I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
I wear a shirt, you're naked, huge axeman
I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
Ooh, huge axeman
We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
Bully for you as I still can't see
(In the land of the blind, the four-eyed man is king)
Snitches get stitches seemingly
(Camels and needles, that kinda thing)
I made my excuses 'til the cows came home
(They milked me dry until I could atone)
The grass is greener 'til it's overgrown
(When all's said and done, I guess the seeds were sown)
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to say, but
I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
I wear a shirt, you're naked huge axeman
I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
Ooh, huge axeman
We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
Am-dram, slamdunk
And if push comes to shove
You'd be the same, running out of love
Yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I
I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
I wear a shirt, you're naked huge axeman
I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
Ooh, huge axeman
We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
If being meaner makes them keener
I'm a huge axeman
If size ever did matter
I've a huge axe too, huge axeman