You're so beautiful You're so terrible You're so beautiful (Really? Let me fuck you in front of the mic Grow up) Beautiful princess Terrible waitress Everything I ever wanted Come on That's why you called her That's why you said out loud You saw his dinner lying there on the floor He said beautiful princess You're a terrible waitress She thought I gave you She thought I was fucking rude But there was a little part of her that I had to agree Some things you don't say Some things you keep to yourself So, Can you have the audacity? To call me beautiful princess Terrible waitress Beautiful princess Terrible waitress waitress waitress waitress Working for tips has never been this easy Working for tips has never been so hard Say that again, come on and make my day I'll get a smack in the face with no service charge (With no service charge) (Don't fuck off Yeah, fuck off)