First McDonell's on the moon Taking applications this afternoon Bernie Sanders got me 15 dollars an hour Flipping burgers in a meteor shower If you don't commute its a living wage So I'm down here in a manmade cave 800 stories down in a tenement crater town First McDonell's on the moon Cheap food and a clean bathroom All the amenities you would presume But the meat comes from laboratories A 3D printer makes the orders Eat your meal in a hologram In a forest or in the sand 800 stories down in a tenement crater town First McDonell's on the moon Been open since June But the time is strange And the weather don't change Ronell's the only thing that looks the same Makeup on, great big grin Like he's laughing at the shape we're in But we're lucky to get free from 180 degrees And the rising of the plastic seas Taking what's left of the trees First McDonell's on the moon More franchises coming soon I heard there's one's opening up on Mars In a tower shinier than the stars Same building they're holding Trump The other billionaires finally locked him up Can't miss it got his name on the front He's in a penthouse cell way up at the top And I'm down here where the poor folks rot 800 stories down in a tenement crater town Welcome to McDonell's on the moon. How may I take your order?