Wi' ma hand on ma heart and ma heart in ma mooth Wi' arms that could reach o'er the sea Ma feet might be big, but the insects are safe They'll never get stood on by me (Hermless, hermless) There's never nae bother fae me I gang tae the library I tak' oot a book And then I go hame for ma tea Ah save a' the coupons that come wi' the soup And when I have saved 53 I send awa' 50, put three in the drawer And something gets posted tae me (Hermless, hermless) There's never nae bother fae me I dae what I'm telt and I tidy ma room And then I come doon for ma tea There's ane or twa lads wha' ah could cry my chums They're canny and meek as can be There's Tam wi' his pigeons and Wull wi' his mice And Robert McClennan and me (Hermless, hermless) There's never nae bother fae me I gang tae the library, I tak' oot a book And then I come hame for ma tea (Hermless, hermless) There's never nae bother fae me Naebody'd notice that I wisnae there If I didna come hame for ma tea (Hermless, hermless) There's never nae bother fae me Naebody'd notice that I wisnae there If I didna come hame for ma tea