Introduction to the song ♪ If Dundee was Africa And Fife was Antarctica If Arbroath was India And Perth was Peru In that darkest of continents How happy I'd be Cos that would mean Aberdeen Was deep in the Mediterranean Sea And a'body would agree That's a no bad place for Aberdeen to be If Dudhope was Zambia And the Hilltown was Gambia If Fintry was Egypt And the Stobie was Chad If the Ferry was Mozambique The Ferry would maybe seem no bad I'd wheel my wheelbarrow Up Kilimanjaro What a braw view there would be Of the icebergs in Tayport When it's biling in Dundee If Dundee was Africa The south is where the tide flows to the sea In the east it's the Blackscroft In the west it's the Sinderins And Archie, as any fool can see Tak' it fae me North Africa's Lochee