Well eeny, meeny, miny, moe
I done caught a tiger by the toe
He's my dancing partner, don't you know
Taught me how to dose doe
We're high, low, to and fro
Just get my foot inside the door
My toes gettin' mighty sore
Came all this way don't know what for
Fighting this uphill battle like a beach-bound buccaneer
Bedraggled and unsaddled
At least one thing's clear, fighting or falling
It's all down hill from here
It's all malarkey, so I'll marry the bar marquee
Sink my feet deep down in the concrete
Deep down in the thick of it
I hope I drown before I get sick of it
Fighting this uphill battle like a beach-bound buccaneer
Bedraggled and unsaddled
At least one thing's clear, fighting or falling
It's all down hill from here
Fighting this uphill battle like a beach-bound buccaneer
Bedraggled and unsaddled
At least one thing's clear, fighting or falling
It's all down hill from here