Where here belly ends and her legs begin There's a fork in the road where my journey ends And I am not gonna waste not time I'm gonna stand up and be proud of mine Gonna wash my hands in the holy creek I might even get down and scrub my feet And hell a throwin but is it watching me? Then I might just get in Oh holy water Oh holy water Oh heavenly father And I dare you come and tell me That I'm barely doing something wrong But I planted my seed in her belly so deep A tattooed flower showed And it was blooming like a blossom on belly button ridge On the edge of her naval Oh she is the kind of woman Makes a party out of loving Just a run in with them big headed boys Just slinging honey buns and writing down the numbers On the wrappers of their hope enjoy Oh holy water Oh holy water Oh heavenly father And I dare you come and tell me That I'm barely doing something wrong Where here belly ends and her legs begin There's a fork in the road where my journey ends And I am not gonna waste not time I'm gonna stand up and be proud of mine