There was a time in my younger life Where I hustled every place I went I drove the roads haulin' heavy loads So I could feed my kids, pay my rent At a rest stop diner I met a wise old timer He offered up some good advice I never would forget Here's what he told me He said Keep it between the mayo and the mustard When you're driving on the road of life If you start to swervin' and a curvin' Ain't nothing gonna turn out right Just take heed, son And watch your speed 'Cause it all goes by so fast In this race, there's no first place And you're lucky just to come in last I guess I don't have much to show I never settled down Baby, I was always on the go If anybody asks me why I drive Well, the answer's down the highway Underneath blue skies Twenty years, jammin' gears Now I live alone I spend my days on the interstate And my kids have families of their own At a rest stop diner Now I'm that wise old timer Servin' up those lessons That I learned them years ago This is what I tell 'em Keep it between the mayo and the mustard When you're driving on the road of life If you start to swervin' and a curvin' Ain't nothing gonna turn out right Just take heed, son And watch your speed 'Cause it all goes by so fast In this race, there's no first place And you're lucky just to come in last I said in this race, there's no first place And you're lucky just to come in last