Gave my money to a doctor
Said, "What I got will make you fly
It's just a little pixie potion
Now mix it up, and drink it down and feel right"
And though I had my reservations
I knew I had to take the bait
Oh no I wasn't hesitating
I drank it down and then I start to feel strange...
He started laughing like a mad man
And brandishing his gun
And then he turned into a wolf man
This pixie potion was no fun
I asked what is this shit you gave me?
He started howling at the moon
Then he turned and he told me
Well "H" I made it just for you...
Gave my money to a Priestess
She said I'll take you to heaven tonight
Listen first then I'll teach you
Get on your knees and pray and then you'll feel right
She had me wrapped around her finger
I had her wrapped around mine
And then she tried to look me in the eye and tell me a lie...
I won't be your fool tonight...