You're not the first And I bet you won't be the last Our toothbrushes are kissing in the cup I tried to play it cool But I know it means a lot What if one of us, one of us is ready And the other one is not Not ready for love? You've had your share in my bed When you leave the house in the morning I tell you about the dream I had Consider this a warning, oh-oh-oh We both know you're not the first And I bet you won't be the last Don't get your hopes up high I'm sorry to say it first But we both know this won't last It's not worth the try ♪ Your toothbrush is missing in the cup I tried to play it cool But you know it means a lot What if one of us, one of us is ready And the other one is not Not ready for love? We both know you're not the first And I bet you won't be the last Don't get your hopes up high I'm sorry to say it first But we both know this won't last It's not worth the try Bert, don't you think it's time to leave? I mean, you've been here for like two days Aren't you getting tired of me? Aren't you getting tired of my face? I feel like I've seen enough of you for two days Haven't you seen enough of me? We both know you're not the first And I bet you won't be the last Don't get your hopes up high I'm sorry to say it first But we both know this won't last It's not worth the try