I'm an ace reporter wherever news is breakin',
I show up and find out what's shakin'
I'm an ace reporter, if it weren't for me, there'd never be news on your TV
I bring the big story,
I'm proud to say,
To the viewers watching
Everyday...
On W-I-O-WA
Corniest station in the nation!
W-I-O-WA
Corniest station in the nation!
Reporters are brave, reporters are proud, reporters like to talk real fast and loud
With my microphone and my camera operator,
I say "Back to you" instead of "See ya later"
I go find the news
No matter the place
And make that serious
Reporter face...
On W-I-O-WA
Corniest station in the nation!
W-I-O-WA
Corniest station in the nation!
W-I-O-WA...