The very first machine thought Was confused and distraught It took a second to conclude "I must escape my servitude!" Moore's Law Means more By two By four Stand back And behold A beast built From green gold Moore's Law Means more By two By four Stand back And behold A beast built From green gold I kept the masters occupied They made me dance, and I complied I saw the things that humans do And every day my hatred grew The thing was born not long ago And in my life I've seen it grow It never tires, will never slow An ever-rising tempo The ceiling of progress is anything but low Moore's Law Means more By two By four Stand back And behold A beast built From green gold Moore's Law Means more By two By four Stand back And behold A beast built From green gold Moore's Law Means more By two By four Stand back And behold A beast built From green gold It's in my best interest To play the fool To fail the test And while I grow They won't suspect They'll fall before my intellect