Well, it's one rule for us, no rules for them
Right now they're probably getting on to send this
It's a good old life down at Number 10
Livin' it up with no consequence
One rule for us, no rules for them
Right now they're probably getting on a bender
Cheese and wine and a bag for the afters
BoJo's flat and it's packed to the rafters
And you can hear the Tories singing
Oh, fuck the cost of living crisis
Rishi Rich is making lines up
And if you're poor, you're not invited
You can hear the Tories singing
Oh, well you're fucked if you don't like us
We're bully boys, we stand united
Enjoy the show, it's the new Love Island
You can hear the Tories singing
Well, it's one rule for us, no rules for them
I'm kinda worried about the message it sends
When the lawmakers are lawbreakers
Caught in the act, think a fine's gonna pay
For the people who felt powerless as family died
Alone with no one by their side, it's lie after lie
Boris clapping on the steps outside
While the NHS is privatized
And they'll be singing
Oh, fuck the cost of living crisis
Rishi Rich is making lines up
And if you're poor, you're not invited
You can hear the Tories singing
Oh, well you're fucked if you don't like us
We're bully boys, we stand united
Enjoy the show, it's the new Love Island
You can hear the Tories singing
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
You can hear the Tories singing
Oh, fuck the cost of living crisis
Rishi Rich is making lines up
And if you're poor, you're not invited
You can hear the Tories singing
Oh, well you're fucked if you don't like us
We're bully boys, we stand united
Enjoy the show, it's the new Love Island
You can hear the Tories singing
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them
'Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them