"Hey Kids Do You like violence? Gooood!
You're gonna love this first story about Glenn! Victim of the fish odor syndrome,
He also suffer from a talking boyle on his Bum!!!
With no job and no friends but only susan on his ass,
He gets tangled up in crystal meth,
One Day, Fed up with life and the way things were going,
He decides to rob a coffee shop... Which inner voice will make the next move?"
Alright Buddy, Go on, come on!
You're a Badass to the bone jumpin' in a mood of gloom and doom
Here's your conscience offering you a deal if you play my game, again
No use to speak, impose your style by raising your head, just in case of, your hand
Just in case of, Hostile...
Hello my fellow earthican
I just wanna warn you about the consequences of such an act
Murder's an evil crime punished by the holy laws
Weight up the pros and cons while i'm mimickin' Patton
Death for money i'd take the piss. Here's the chair of "Guiltyz' Asses"
Meth won't make you forget that kiss
Shut the fuck up! We don't need a retard for advice
You are repulsive. No time for noses to get away
You're so disgusting (No Doubt)
Susan Sings too loud befuddled mind increased in your head, just in case of,
Again just in case of, appetite for dynamite, sick of the clown that everyone laughs at
And So what? Fuck it!
This the way i wanna live, the man i wanna be!
"Meet Tiger, a 44 year old rock singer, at an after show
He finds himself in the backstage bathroom with a girl who is too young
At the moment he decides to take her thong off,
Once again his conscience comes in to play..."
Sexy Hush she's so exiting... I sense it all
It makes your wang so fuckin' hard
Just take a look of what she's got under her skirt, come on!
She's not a lost girl, if she's got some hair
Come to this world, a taste of Hollywood
Deflorate this girl and taste the "Holy" Wood...
For-Me-Caution
You're An awful Billy don't Abuse the meal
You could be her father
Not afraid of the 666 i got a good deed on my list
If it was your daughter suckin' on her knees?
Can you describe how you would feel thinkin' of her holy holes full of easy riders?
You're a Rockstar Jesus sake! Take that bitch right here on this bear!
Show me who's the man! Just be a man
A man, Does it mean Anything?
Ladies and Gentlemen! Please come inside
And see some of the most incredible freaks imaginable!
Look! Here comes our beautiful "Bearded Betsy"!
She looks happy, but she has a real dilemma, between her feelings and her morals...
Hey! People wake up, today she's in love with a cute miniature boy
Who makes her feel like nothing really matters around
And he's not a clown
Wait you only care for your new lover, but don't you forget your ring?
Girl you should be wiser coz "Cuckoo" would break his neack without a thrill
What you gonna do when, What you gonna do when He'll
Here comes the trouble! What you gonna do when He'll come?
What you gonna do when, What you gonna do when He'll
Here comes the trouble! What you gonna do when He'll Know?
I know you truly love this dwarf, your eyes can't lie by now
If Bozo had a screw Loose sure he'd kill you in your bed
No truth has to be made coz your husband is like bill
Think about when sadness becomes madness
He will throw your body in a lake
Ho Lord Jesus Be My Guide and throw me away