How to get everyone to like you Step one: Be agreeable! When anyone says anything Nod your head Agree! Doesn't even matter what they said, just show them what they wanna see "Wow, I agree with everything you just said" "Wow, this guy's alright!" "Cool." Repeat until dead Step two: Never voice a complaint Because we all know that opinions are tainted Everyone ever canonized as a saint Was historically neutral on the topic of Satan Step three: Avoid hills Hills are filled with the skeletons of those that died in them Don't be a skeleton, don't be anything at all! If you never stand then you can never fall And it's just so, so comfortable Be agreeable Step four: When someone says something that you hate Take a deep breath, push it deep down Turn that frown upside down and you'll feel great (One quick trick psychologists hate!) Your framework's made of Silly Putty You'll let yourself be shaped An agreea-Playdoh-ball rolled into something That you hate So, how do you feel now about you? Five out of ten or more too Fear of zero kept you from A ten out of ten, a ten out of ten But congratulations, everyone likes you again But you're neutral on the topic of you, 'cause No one will ever love you No one will ever hate you 'Till you're at the pearly gates But heaven's too good for you But you're not even bad enough for hell So purgatory's where you'll dwell 'Cause you were agreeable (Be agreeable!) (Be agree-agree-able) (Be agree-agree-able) (Be agree-agree-able) Shit (Be agree-agree-able) Oh shit I hope you like this song (be agree-be agree be agree) But if you didn't (be agree-agree That's okay (be agree-able) I can live with it