Why am i Why am i Why am i Standing in the club Why am i Why am i Why am i Standing in the club Standing in the club Standing in the club Spending all my cash Trying to chat these bitches up Standing in the club Standing in the club But the dj sucks So why am i in this club The room is so hot The girls are so not And i cant find my friends Its the hot spot Tonight but so what I still cant find my friends I think im about To puke and pass out I wish this night would end Why am i Why am i Why am i standing in the club Why am i Why am i Why am i standing in the club Im standing in the club Im standing in the club And the black eyed peas and p diddy say what up Im standing in the club Im standing in the club And im on my knees in the bathroom Throwing up My girls is at home Im here all alone Im not looking for romance But im down on the floor Shes