(Ugh, how do I explain this?) I think I kinda got a crush Don't wanna say I'm in love 'Cause I don't know if he's into guys Don't know if I'll ever be his type But a boy can dream his heart away That he'll find a boy who swings his way Sometimes I wish that I was straight I wouldn't have to play these stupid games Like analyzing the way he talks Does he watch football or watch RuPaul? What I really guess I'm trying to say is Would you like to be my date? Or are you straight? Is my gaydar broken? Am I too late? Is your schedule open? Sorry for ruining the mood I had to ask 'cause you're so cute Oh, are you straight? Hey-ey-ey-ey Should I tell him that I like him? (Like him) Don't know what if he'd date a guy like me (guy like me) Hey, do you got a girlfriend? (Girlfriend) Or do you walk the other street? (Walk my street) Do you wanna kiss me? (Kiss me) Or am I not thinking straight? (Thinking straight) This is all just wishful thinking (wishful thinking) 'Cause I'm hoping you swing my way I'm tryna be nice But I can't help I wanna be yours But I can't tell Throwing away this in my heart From falling for you Tell me your favorite brand new song Would you rhythm all along? Someone please help me with this messy interlude Or are you straight? Is my gaydar broken? I'm not okay Just got my heart stolen Sorry for ruining the mood I had to ask 'cause you're so cute Oh, are you straight? Hey-ey-ey-ey ♪ I get it, you're straight My gaydar was broken I'm not okay Just got my heart stolen Sorry for ruining the mood I had to ask 'cause you're so cute I get it, you're straight Hey-ey-ey-ey