The ale hits the table and the eyes glance across At the teenage girl entering the Weatherspoon's doors These men are over sixty and this just don't feel right But no one will question 'cause the British way is too polite ♪ Youngsters outside with their ID to hand Talking about all the drinks that they've had Tension builds with the rest at the door Bouncers scanning cards the underage are getting caught ♪ Now the staff have had enough This is just an average night for us Boy I think you've drank too much Pubwatch ♪ Now the staff have had enough This is just an average night for us Boy I think you've drank too much Pubwatch Now the staff have had enough This is just an average night for us Boy I think you've drank too much Pubwatch