Got through to July with conventions all streaming
A better response than the NCAA
The SEC's rolling and Notre Dame's coughing
They'll get you corona but never fair pay
Lie luh lie, we'll make rules and enforce them
Lie luh lie, all the games will be played
Lie luh lie, we must keep advertisers
Lie luh lie, and the money we've made
Aye aye!
We've replaced the captain
Vowote, we have, and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on or it's yet one more year
Where we won't have a con
♪
To no one's surprise, the west coast was on fire
And ten states away the smoke covered the sun
With no rain for months and a climate that's drying
Our leaders suspect that their work there is done
Lie luh lie, we won't drill on your park land
Lie luh lie, well, until it's been sold
Lie luh lie, here, enjoy this new pipeline
Lie luh lie, is it too hot or cold?
Aye aye!
We've replaced the captain
Vowote, we have, and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on
Or it's yet one more year where we won't have a con
♪
Some time in November they held an election
And Trump nearly won despite a quarter million dead
Lost seats in the house but gained some in the senate
Thanks to the Georgians who didn't vote red
Lie luh lie, yeah a blue wave is coming
Lie luh lie, he will win by a lot
Lie luh lie, we're still offering nothing
Lie luh lie, and you get what you got
Aye aye!
We've replaced the captain
Vowote, we have, and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on
Or it's yet one more year where we won't have a con
♪
(Woah owo)
A vaccine is coming, according to Pfizer
And stock market gamblers have taken the bait
The same politicians who said not to worry
Get it on camera while workers still wait
Lie luh lie, states will nail distribution
Lie luh lie, and the shot will be free
Lie luh lie, can we sell you a booster?
Lie luh lie, you're our priority
Aye aye!
We've replaced the captain
Vowote, we have, and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on
Or it's yet one more year where we won't have a con
♪
The officers filmed handing out executions
Got put on paid leave and then back to the beat
A couple were charged and still fewer convicted
The DAs had found it unnecessary
Lie luh lie, he was holding a weapon
Lie luh lie, I was told by the cops (Lie lie lie lie lie)
Lie luh lie, you'll be killed by antifa
Lie luh lie, they're a dangerous mob
Aye aye!
We've replaced the captain
Vowote, we have, and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on
Or it's yet one more year where we won't have a con
♪
It's been 32 weeks since we got our twelve hundred
And five bucks a day doesn't cover much rent
Our Democrat saviors won't hold up a veto
We gotta bomb Yemen before checks are sent
Lie luh lie, they can't act in the Senate
Lie luh lie, nothing they could arrange
Lie luh lie, he'll get kids out of cages
Lie luh lie, he says not much will change (Not much will change)
Aye aye!
We've replaced the captain
Vowote, we have, and we're pissed
So pay us to stay home and keep our masks on
Or it's yet one more year where we won't have a con
♪
Won't have a con
Won't have a con