The big bad dog keeps following me home I think he just wants to use my phone Whaddya say, should I let him in? Should I let him get under my skin? Well I did (I did, I did, I did) I let him in and his paws were wet He got mud on my floor and in my bed but He told me he loved me, he gave me a kiss I thought, "I could get used to this." He told me his bark was worse than his bite But his big sharp teeth broke my skin last night! I had to forgive him look at those puppy dog eyes! So big and round they make me wanna cry And I did! (I did, I did, I did Believe me when I say I did) He says he's a good boy, I say "I know," But the backyard was a mess when I got home He's doing things that he says he wouldn't I knew I should've put him down but I just couldn't Now the big bad dog is eating my food He's big and strong and I am a fool I'm skinny and tired you can see my bones But I'd rather be hungry than be alone