(Man, it's been like... 2 years... and 2 days...)
How did we even get here?
(... Either that, or it's only been a few minutes
And I just can't tell)
Countless days, ironically
That's how long it's been, at least to me, but,
Two plus two; that makes the two of us
My time's limited, as I've become delimited
But I hope that I'll remember
My time with my calculator, so that,
I'll have some sort of reference
When it comes to my obsessions
(That said...)
Two plus two
That makes the two of us
Everything's two, so you could call it a Twosday
And every day, I'm reminded to say that
This is the date that's gonna throw me away
Thrown like a bone, throw me a bone...
(Hey, I remember that!)
Throw me a bone, tell me,
Do they remember me?
(Oh, that's no problem, 'cause...)
I forgot
Yes, I forgot, the day today
The day today...
(It's a Tuesday)
Of course, it's a Tuesday
It's like they always planned it
(You don't have much time, time)
Existential crisis
What comes after all of this?
I've gone mad... I'm insane
Cooped up here, counting my days
Two plus two
That makes the two of us
Everything's two, so you could call it a Twosday
And every day, I'm just achin' to say that
This is the date that's gonna throw me away
(I can't believe how long I've been stuck in here)
(Oh no, the numbers... Who's gonna count them?!)
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 2022
The numbers, they're amounting,
So why even bother counting?!
Two twenty...
So you could call it a Twosday,
- Oh no...