What is Is a game for scholars So: it was sheer necessity Nothing but chance that For reasons hidden to the world Has led the two soul here Made them equal like dog and owner Annoyed but neutral spend the night Sharing the same bed they did slumber Beneath two blankets ...side by side It makes no difference to explain How it all came to this 'Cause what if is a game for scholars Approve and seal it with a kiss! Quickly erasing your lust, all we inspire is disgust. But then, of course, you can never be sure. And that's the ghost that's haunting you! Familiar causes made me shiver Mainly with chill this foetus coiled Apologies did only soothe his anger But explanations could not avoid Him windown down the ancient form The spell of insecurity That liturgy which cruelly pointed out The difference between him and me I can't be bothered to explain How it all comes to this Because all causes are "familiar" Accept, and seal it with a kiss The larch, and not the morning-cock Beheld two spoons our cook had graced And as our hero woke, he found His left arm still around my waist He rose, and I, the ugly child Born of the shadow sphere Allowed my th oughts to briefly travel To a world ... to far from here Where it's the cock that greets the morning And piles have meanings unlike their faces here ... - But what if is a game for scholars not, baby. So try your best now to hide the tears He said, as he walked to the bathroom: "I am not at all like you!" "Well I don't have the slightest idea What you could possibly be referring to. But rest assure, man, because whatever This most dreadful thing might be Be sure that our difference is more than obvious To the world outside ... and me!" Quickly erasing your lust, all we inspire is disgust But then, of course, you can never be sure And that's the face that's frightening you! I can't be bothered to explain, how it all came to this, 'Cause what if is a game for scholars And it's called: HELVETIA SEXUALIS