Attention! Now hear this! This party will now come to order! This is a reading of the rules Rule number one Everybody drop your gun It can never be your funeral If you're in your birthday suit Rule number two Everybody got the news No matter what you do You're gonna be dancing in a dead man's boots Rule number three This is a meeting of the orange party Yeah, we're suckin' the forbidden Suckin' the forbbiden fruits Rule number four Got to get up off the floor No matter what you do You're gonna be dancing in a dead man's boots Rule number five Nobody gets out alive But everybody here gonna live it up until we die Rule number six Everybody needs some kicks No matter what you do You're gonna be dancing in a dead man's boots